NOT ANYMORE!!! Lira Kellerman has thrown Laura off her computer and is now writing her biography for her.

First of all, Laura was born on "Long Guyland" a few years ago. She won't say how many. That's okay, though, because her spirit and youth would make you believe she is far younger than her driver's license says she is, however, she was not born yesterday. She is looking over my shoulder as I write this, and she now begins to regale me with her "how I became a photographer" stories. Regale, Laura, Regale.

Laura was 24 (or so) when she let a friend stay with her in her studio apartment, where, in exchange for monetary payment (he was Canadian anyway, and their money is practically worthless) he gave her his camera. So she decided to take photography classes at LACC and found out she was pretty good at this photography thing. Laura is extremely modest. She has a gift from God.

Most photographers seem to forget that the most important thing about a headshot is the subject. Laura will photograph not only your essence, but your spirit too. Doesn't this sound silly? Laura is frowning at me. That's okay though. Listen, she's really good at what she does, and obviously, she is not like any other photographer out there. She reminds you of your mom's cousin from back east and you just immediately warm up to her, cause she's family.

I would be surprised if you ever go to another headshot photographer again.

A Final Conversation between Laura and Lira:

Lira: So whaddya think? That's good, yeah?
Laura: Well, I should probably mention that I was an agent in New York and know the business from that side. People love that sh..!
Lira: Okay. So we're done?
Laura: Tell them where to contact me.
Lira: There's a place on your site to do that.
Laura: Okay. Can I put "sh.." there? I don't want to offend anybody.
Lira: Oh who cares? It's funny. Let's keep it in.

Laura's last words:
If you want to know more about me, give me a call - we'll talk!

Laura is also currently studying cinematography and remains totally addicted to "Buffy The Vampire Slayer".